Longest Hamlet
No surprise here, Kenneth Branagh’s is the longest, at two
hundred and forty two minutes.
Fortunately for Branagh’s film, it’s also fast paced and well done,
saving it from feeling like it’s an hour or two too long. Runner up:
Rodney Bennet’s at two hundred ten minutes.
Shortest Hamlet
Simon Bowler’s bizarre hour and fifteen minute Hamlet: really more like a random
sequence of scenes than a story, due to the extreme cuts. If someone were watching Hamlet for the first time with this movie, they would have
literally no idea what was going on.
Best editing of the
text
While Peter Brook’s was perhaps the most interesting edit of
the text, there were some issues with it like the removal of Laertes from act
one. Of the plays that editing out a
significant portion of text, the best editing award goes to Campbell Scott who
managed to get the run time down to three hours without ever making me feel
like I was missing anything.
Sloppiest Editing of
the Text
This is a close competition, with Michael Almereyda, Franco
Zefirelli, Michael Mundell and Simon Bowler.
Simon Bowler’s edit is so extreme that the play didn’t really have any
coherent plot, so I’m taking it out of the running because I’m not sure it
qualifies as a fully-fledged Hamlet
production. Of the three remaining, the
competition is fierce, but the largest number of line-flubs, errors and
illogical editings goes to Michael Mundell’s Hamlet.
Best Double-Casting
In multiple Hamlets,
the same actor played multiple parts. In
running for this category are Patrick Stewart as The Ghost and the Claudius in
Doran’s Hamlet, Jeffrey Kisoon as the
Ghost and Claudius in Brooks’ Hamlet,
Bruce Myers as Polonius and the Gravedigger in Brook’s Hamlet, Byron Jennings as the Ghost and the Player King in Scott’s Hamlet, and Ryan Gage as Osric and the
Player Queen in Doran’s Hamlet. While Patrick Stewart and Jeffrey Kisoon were
both excellent in both their roles, the award has to go to Byron Jennings. The idea of double-casting the Ghost and the
Player King is highly original, and he did it extremely well.
Best Double
Appearance
There were four double appearances in the sixteen Hamlets:
Eileen Herlie as Gertrude in the Olivier and Gielgud films, Patrick
Stewart as Claudius in the Bennet and Doran films, Michael Maloney as
Rosencrantz in the Zefirelli film and Laertes in the Branagh film, and Derek
Jacobi as Hamlet in the Bennet film and Claudius in the Branagh film. Jacobi was superlative in each film, making
him the obvious winner in this category.
Funniest Hamlet
David Tennant is a great comic actor, and he was one of the
few who remembered just how funny a character Hamlet is. He was completely hilarious in all the scenes
where he just ran circles around everyone else.
Runner up: Richard Burton, especially in his scenes with Hume
Cronyn.
Prettiest Sets
There’s a lot of competition here, but ultimately, Kenneth
Branagh’s Elsinore is hard to beat.
Best Soundtrack
The award easily goes to the Kozinstev Hamlet, with a spectacular soundtrack written by Shostakovich. Runner-Up:
The music in all of Branagh’s Shakespeare movies is excellently done,
and his Hamlet is no exception.
Worst Soundtrack
Campbell Scott’s Hamlet
easily has the saddest soundtrack, since it was virtually the only weakness of
the entire film. However, it was such a
massive problem that it really interrupted the movie for me. Tied for second place are Michael Almereyda’s
Hamlet, where the music seemed to be
desperately trying to persuade you that it was cool, and Michael Mundell’s Hamlet where it was consistently
mood-inappropriate and sounded like it was from a different movie.
Best Gertrude
Penny Downie in Gregory Doran’s Hamlet really defines Gertrude for me. She was complex, subtle, and, most of all,
excellent at establishing relationships with the characters around her. She related with each of them in different
ways, but they all felt very real and natural.
Runners-up: Judy Christie from Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet and Blair Brown from Campbell Scott’s Hamlet.
Best Polonius
This is a tough one, and there are going to be two winners
here. Hume Cronyn in John Gielgud’s Hamlet went for a funny Polonius, and it
was enormously effective. Richard Briers
in Kenneth Branagh’s film went for a more powerful, sinister Polonius, and it
worked just as well, though very different.
Runner-up: Roscoe Lee Browne in Campbell Scott’s Hamlet. He played the part
well, but I thought they pushed the “sinister Polonius” idea farther than it
should go. There’s sinister, then
there’s evil. It was mostly good, but
occasionally went over the edge.
Best Claudius
Without a doubt, Derek Jacobi in Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet.
He brought so much to the role, and created such a complex, nuanced
character out of Claudius, who can sometimes come off as a slightly flat
villain. He was truly spectacular.
Best Ophelia
There’s a lot of competition here, but it ultimately comes
down to Helena Bonham-Carter and Kate Winslet.
They were both spectacular, with truly powerful mad scenes. However, Winslet had the double advantage of
a full, unadulterated text, and great actors to play off of. While none of that is Carter’s fault, it did
mean that Winslet was better able to create a full, complex character. Kate Winslet, with Helena Bonham-Carter in a
very close second.
Best Horatio
Horatio is a character who can easily fall flat, especially
in heavily cut versions of the text. However,
if given enough lines and a good actor, he can be one of the coolest characters
in the play. The best of the Horatios
was Peter de Jersey in Gregory Doran’s film. He had a quiet presence throughout
the film, and his friendship with Hamlet was understated but strong. Runner up:
Nicholas Farrell in Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet.
Best Laertes
While he certainly wasn’t in the best of the Hamlets, Peter Cumpsty’s Laertes was
spot on, brining out sympathy without overacting, and giving the character some
real personality in his short time on screen.
Runners-up: Terence Morgan in Laurence Olivier’s Hamlet and Edward Bennet in Gregory Doran’s Hamlet.
Best Osric
Ryan Gage in Gregory Doran’s film is the obvious winner in
this category. He was a perfect foil for
David Tennant’s Hamlet to run circles around, but he seemed like a real person,
not a cartoon character. They had by far
the funniest Osric scene.
Best Players
The players in Branagh’s Hamlet
had Charlton Heston and they were played as a group of extremely talented
professionals. Their scenes were two of
the best in the entire film. An easy win
to the players in Branagh’s Hamlet, with particular praise for Heston’s Player
King.
Best Fortinbras
Ian Charleston’s Fortinbras in Rodney Bennet’s Hamlet wasn’t woven into the plot with
the same detail as Rufus Sewell’s Fortinbras in Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet.
However, he managed to make an extremely strong impression during his
brief moment in act four, and his cool, assertive takeover at the end was
perfectly done.
And some silly ones...
Most Incestuous
Closet Scene
There’s really no competition here. Mel Gibson and Glenn Close in Franco
Zefirelli’s Hamlet took the incest to
a whole new level. Watch with
caution.
Sleaziest Rosencrantz
and Guildenstern
Jonathan Hyde and Geoffrey Bateman as Rosencrantz and
Guildenstern in Rodney Bennet’s Hamlet
practically left a trail of slime behind them everywhere they went.
Best Time Lord in
Hamlet
Four Time Lords have cropped up in the fifteen Hamlet films:
Patrick Troughton, Derek Jacobi, Lalla Ward and David Tennant. Since Troughton had about two lines as the
Player King in Olivier’s Hamlet, he’s
out of the running, and since Lalla Ward was a completely mediocre Ophelia in
Bennet’s Hamlet, so is she. That leaves Jacobi and Tennant, in a very
hard decision. Jacobi was in two Hamlets and Tennant was in one, but Jacobi
only played a Time Lord for one episode, whereas Tennant played the Time Lord, and for three
seasons. The award goes to David
Tennant.
Worst “To be or not
to be”
William Houston in Michael Mundell’s Hamlet was bad on technical aspects, and as bland as possible in
acting aspects. There were dark shadows
over his face, lighting inconsistencies, a shaking camera, and constant distracting
jumps to different camera angles. That,
coupled with a bland delivery makes it easily the worst. Runner-up:
Laurence Olivier, because he managed to hit every cliché there is about
that speech.
Sexiest Hamlet
Why is this even a question?
David Tennant, obviously.
Most Over the top
Laertes
For some reason, actors playing Laertes frequently take it
was a free license to chew up all the scenery, so there’s fairly heavy
competition in this category. However,
the award has to go to Stepan Oleksanko in Grigori Kozinstev’s Hamlet.
Runner-up: David Robb in Rodney Bennet’s Hamlet.
Worst Line Flub
While there’s some heavy competition between Ethan Hawke and
William Houston to see who could flub the most lines, the award goes to Ethan
Hawke for his dreadful mistake during “To be or not to be” where he referred to
death as “The undiscovered country to whose bourn no traveller returns.”
Most Overdone Death
In Branagh’s Hamlet,
Claudius was murdered by a sword thrown from across the room that managed to completely
impale him, then crushed with a falling chandelier and then force-fed
poison. It was a bit much, to say the
least.
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